Things I'm packing for my trip to Mexico

Shorts
T-shirts
Acid-resistant jumper
Track jacket
Vest (Kevlar)
Sunblock
GPS rescue beacon
Last four months of Esquire
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace (ironic value not intended--I just happen to be reading this right now)
500 Helpful Narco-Terrorist Phrases (Berlitz Series)


Who's ready for a carefree tropical escape?????